Wayne's Train Jokes(?)

Some rail humor(?) from Wayne Vivola

• "Hello Grand Central? Do you have a sleeping car? You do? Well you better wake it up!"
• Does this train stop at Grand Central? "Well, if it doesn't, there will be a heck of a crash."
• Conductor please let me off at the next stop, I thought this was a "lunch" wagon.
• Design engineers are resourseful. They couldnt pry open the windows of Pullman cars, so they air-conditioned the trains.
• How can you tell when a train is gone? It leaves its tracks behind.
• The world's worst train robbery, is what they charge for a hamburger in the dining car.
• The BEST way to miss a train, is at a crossing. -Don't race trains to the crossing. Even if it is a tie, you lose.